Incubus....
Incubus are; Brandon Boyd (gay), Mike Einziger (gimp), Dirk Lance (prefers sheep), Jose Pasillas (stupid name) and DJ Chris Kilmore (no musical talent what so ever). If you look in my stereo or Morpheus playlist you will find no Incubus! becasue they quite simply suck! |
Brandon Boyd...
He is the Lead Singer of Incubus and also gay (As if you hadn't guessed from the picture!)! His voice is amazing if u like someone who cant carry a tune and his lyrics rock beacuse they make no sense. Also i like the fact that none of incubus' songs have a point! They are all just mindless shite to a pathetic tune!
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Mike Einziger...
Mike is the Guitarist in the group, the riffs he creates soar through your ears like nails down a blackboard, and leave an infectious tune in your head that you cant ever get out of your head and that will eventually result in you killing yourself or many others in an attempt to escape from the crappy music!!!! |
Dirk Lance...
Dirk's bass lines are anything but good, you can hear them clearly in each song. He is one of the many reasons that the songs Incubus release sound so godamm bad! |
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Jose Pasillas III...
This is Jose, the Drummer to Incubus. He beats his meat way better than he beats his drums! The only thing that sounds worse is jons singing !!!!! |
DJ Chris Kilmore...
Chris Kilmore is the fifth and final member of Incubus. He is the gimp who does absolutely nothing except make little stupid noises that make very very poor quality songs ..... worse! (if thats even possible) |
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